google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
3pm strippers are depressing
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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