You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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