my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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