i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm always down for nudity.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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