playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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