Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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