Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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