she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
His nipple licking is glorious
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