Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Of course I have a pirate flag
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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