At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
