Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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