she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Actions speak louder than pants.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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