the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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