grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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