i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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