This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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