Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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