I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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