Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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