Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I intend to get homeless drunk
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
