He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Someone shattered a urinal.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
