Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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