Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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