We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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