Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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