i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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