i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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