Already got asked if we're dating
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Come see our sink grown plant.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm always down for nudity.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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