I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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