How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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