The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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