I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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