Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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