Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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