Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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