this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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