at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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