My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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