Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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