there's paper in my vomit.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
