Swine flu. Run for my life!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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