Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
that may or may not have been my penis.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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