Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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