it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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