You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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