yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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