Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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