I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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