i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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