Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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